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Dear Santa... and other memes

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, derryderrydown (-5000 points). In April I bought porn for nanovix (10 points). In June I gave rock_sister a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I gave amajos a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In March I turned livingthedream in for eating carbs (3 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4942 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
piyer

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William Shakespeare

The bananna hammock doth protest too much, methinks.

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Sailor and lady

...and them pussycats is quick!

Having just returned home from a private preview of "Sweeney Todd," I find that I finally have a use for that sailor and lady icon I've had lying about for an age. The movie was wonderful. It's true to the original musical, but it feels fresh and original in its directorial vision. Go see it!

Oh, by the by, I'm back. Did you miss me? This past semester started off with the long days of doing classes by day and rehearsing a show (The Mark of Zorro) by night. And then, when that was over, I had final papers to put together -- things that had been put off because of the show. In addition to that, I became addicted thanks to one of the readings for my CPE exam (it's basically an college exit exam that tests your writing skills). The reading spoke of a video game called SimCity. I made the mistake of seeking out the game and buying a copy. There should be a warning label. That game is highly addictive.

I shall endeavour to post more often.

More later...
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American Gay Gothic

The Mark of Zorro!

Tonight (Friday) is opening night for the play I am in: The Mark of Zorro. If you are in New York City, you have no excuse (that I will accept) to not come to one of the performances. Bring your friends and relatives too.


The Brooklyn Theatre Arts Project, Inc. (BTAP)
Presents

The Mark of ZORRO


A new experiment in interactive, environmental & improvisational theatre resting on the backbone of a classic work with a fresh adaptation.

based on the 1919 short story series of Johnston McCulley
Adapted/Directed by: Anthony Augello

Featuring international sensation:
Alexander Merinov formerly of The Moscow Circus

Follow and interact with Zorro & others on this epic journey; protecting the weak and innocent citizens of Brooklyn. Cheer Zorro as he attacks injustice with sword and whip in the Great Hall, Fountain Garden and even within the revered Christ Church itself. Marvel at Zorro’s acrobatic prowess and skill with a blade, as he fights off legions of soldiers and ultimately goes head to head with the powerful Captain Ramon in a surprising finale.

The Cast
Trisha Arnold, Claire Bacon, Frank Barra, Jess Beveridge, Paul Campione, Shelly Christian, Vanessa Gibens, Babi Jonas, Rob King, Alan Kleipass, Vito LaBella, Talia Marrero, Karim Mazarou, Andrew Mcfarlane, Brandon Medina, Kira Neel, Vick Nitucci, Ann Pielli, David Roffe, Miguel Sierra.

Production Staff
Anthony Augello, Paul Campione, Erin Deveau, Courtney Hansen, Carlo Rivieccio

$5 Seniors & Children, Gen/ Admin $8 with this flyer, $10 at the door

Show Dates: October 12, 13, 19 & 20 – 2007 – 7:00pm
Location: Christ Church Bay Ridge 7301 Ridge Blvd. Brooklyn, NY 11209 Directions: Take the R train to 77th st. and 4th Ave. More info: http://www.BTAP.org
Destructive

The sky is falling...

Okay, maybe it wasn't the sky, but it sure made a heck of a crash nonetheless.

Half of our bathroom ceiling crashed to the floor this evening thanks to a leak from one of the apartments above us. No one was in there at the time, thankfully, but mom did not need this on top of everything she has been through this week. ~_~
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American Gay Gothic

Banned from Walmart...

(because I need some humor this morning...)

FROM HUSBANDS EVERYWHERE TO THEIR WIVES: DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO..........


After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.



Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13 December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

And last, but not least. . . . .
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Regards,
Walmart
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WTF?!?!

We're okay....

Early this morning Bay Ridge, Brooklyn, was hit by an F2 tornado. It's path seems to have taken it up my block! I was up when it came through, and yes, it did sound like the classic freight train. I woke mom, and got her and the dogs -- they were carrying on long before I heard the winds -- into the interior hallway away from the windows. The damage in the backyard wasn't too bad, and I thought nothing of it until we left the house about two hours later. Nearly all the trees in the front courtyard were damaged or toppled. Several huge trees on the street side were also uprooted. The further we got from the house, the more downed trees we saw. It was very scary. I have photos on my cell phone, which I'll post later once I can get them transferred to my laptop.
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Do I look like I care?

From the e-mail files:

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation, no one wants him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, . "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!" The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says,..."If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!" More sighs and loud applause,

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Preacher stays, .... I will give him sex!" There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her, . "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?"

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies,....."Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, . "Screw the Preacher!'"



P.S. Isn't senility something else?'

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth!!
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Do I look like I care?

Now I've heard everything....

From the CNN Political Ticker:

July 20, 2007
Cheney to become president…briefly

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Bush will be receiving an autographed copy of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," the last of the famed seven-book series, at 12:01am Saturday, his spokesman said, revealing that Bush will hand over presidential powers to Vice President Dick Cheney while he is reading it this weekend.

White House press secretary Tony Snow told reporters that Bush would be spending the weekend at his Camp David, Md., mountaintop retreat.
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WTF?!?!

Meme...

Stolen from amajos... If she thought her LJ family was full of scandal, then what is mine?!?!?! My father is also my grandmother (WTF?!) and my brother is also my grandfather. Oh, and my spouse's account has been deleted and purged -- and I'm not even sure I ever friended Orko in the first place...

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